The Champions Extra: The Best of Neymar

I shall flop agaaaaain! if it weren’t for you pesky Germans and your technical quality! – And I would have gotten away with it too All to avoid small talk with Harry Kane. He is merely play-acting! – Neymar is not dead. Yo! That would be dope! Maybe we could all take a yacht trip together someday? – Really? I would love to meet her. I’m very close with. – Oh no, actually, but I have a beautiful sister whom Do you have a wife? – Oh, no way?! My wife is my agent! In fact, my dad is my agent. – Well, I’m very close to them. – Tell me about your family. Oh, my dear Neymar. He’s been murdered. – Neymar! *screams* – I’m just here for the money. – Times are changing, man. That corny s–t. dedication and loyalty and, like, sacrifice…you know. It feels like all anyone cares about these days is, like.. a few influencer models and maybe an American rapper. I just want to expand his family to include – Luka’s a family man and I respect that – That’s my wife and my kids. Who are these bobos? – Yo man. – Yeah, like Ibiza. – Yeah, we should go somewhere where you can clear your head. I need to go somewhere where I can clear my head. Everyone at PSG is, like, so judgmental. and we’re here to show him how. Luka’s got to take advantage of that, and to get great press. Charity events are a great opportunity to build your brand You guys are meaner than the PSG ultras, man! – OK, you know what. – This is a new low, Neymar. – What the hell is that? Ok, ready. Um…check this out. – OK, OK! Fine, fine! Chill, Cavani! – Show us the tattoo! Just show us the tattoo! because it could be…it’s a bit complicated. just need to, uh, get this shirt off, No problemo. I just need to…um… OK! Fine. You guys want to see it? Luka, what’s good, my man? Hey, there he is! – Yeah, bro! – You got a giant PSG tattoo on your back? that I got a giant PSG tattoo on my back. In fact, I love PSG so much, I love Paris Saint-Germany. Still hasn’t won a Puskas. He’s good. So he won a World Cup. – Mbappe, ah…yeah… – And he donates all his money to charity. – Oh he’s such a prodigy. So good. So young. – Oh, wow! Look everybody Mbappe brought the World Cup! I really love my siblings. You guys are like brothers to me, and believe me, – That’s ridiculous, man. – Neymar, we know you don’t want to be here. – And that was PSG demonstrating why teamwork is important. – OK, never stopped me before. – We can’t party. We have a match tomorrow. to show how much I don’t hate playing with y’all in France. – I wanted to throw you all a surprise party, you know, – What the hell?! Zut alors! – Surprise! – How could anyone not like you? – You’re so dope. – It’s ridiculous, man. Like, what else do I gotta do to be liked?! and I’ve got over 100 million IG followers. I’m scoring sick goals, I got mad tekkers, Leo. What’s good, my man? What the hell? Uh, ow! Check this one out. Oh, nice. I love football movies! – Uh. It’s match film. Is this, like, an artsy French film or something? You know, like playing football. I can spend more time pursuing my hobbies. – Now that the transfer window is over,

100 thoughts on “The Champions Extra: The Best of Neymar

  1. Mbappe: "We can't party, we have a match tomorrow."
    Neymar: "Never stopped me before!"

    3rd Feb 2020 – Neymar gets injured the day after a party

  2. He is pink now I swear he likes being a meme. You should have added his roll when the others were fighting in the goalkeeper episode 😂😂😂

  3. It’s funny that when neymar gets out of the ambulance it says “ambulinho” and “braz-ILL”😂😂😂… the animators of the show really pay attention to all the details😂😂

  4. Be patient É O CARALHO

    Adult neymar 2020
    (Caralho in portuguese is almost like fuck off in English, doesn't have an exact translation)

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