Boys, the tennis is on. Get in here! No, it’s the men’s. What? I prefer women’s tennis. What are you, a pansy, ah? Dad!
Gary is gay! What? It’s true. I like men. Well, of course you do. They play 5 sets. No no. In a sexual way. What?? Relax, dad. I’m still into women. Well in a sexual way? Yeah! And in tennis. I-i-in tennis? You flamer! No. I’m the flamer. What kind of tennis do you like? Men’s. Well then you couldn’t be a poofter. Steve’s the nancy boy, huh? But I’m into women! Exactly yeah! No, in a sexual way! Ah I need a beer. Get me one too. Well I don’t know. What kind of tennis do you like? Doubles. What kind? Men’s. Two men together?! Jaaaaaysus, huh?