Nike Women’s Ad – SNL


[ APPLAUSE ]
>>WITH NIKE, WOMEN PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT EVERY DAY.
>>LET’S JUST SAY I ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES.
>>BECAUSE WHAT YOU DO IS WHO YOU ARE.
>>I’M A RUNNER. I RUN.
>>I’M A FIGHTER. I FIGHT.
>>AND I JUST SIT THE HELL DOWN AND CHILL IN THESE JOGGING
PANTS.>>INTRODUCING THE NEW NIKE PRO
CHILLER LEGGINGS. DESIGNED FOR ENDURANCE, BUT USED
FOR WHAT MOST WOMEN ACTUALLY DO IN LEGGINGS.
SETTING UP SHOP ON THEIR COUCH.>>THE HIGHEST PEAK.
THE TOP OF THE PODIUM. COUCH.
BED. OTHER SIDE OF COUCH.
>>FRONT DOOR TO RECEIVE DELIVERY OF ONE SINGLE BAGEL.
WITH PATENTED MOISTURE WICKING TECHNOLOGY,
>>360 DEGREES OF SUPPORTIVE AND 190 DEGREES OF HOT LAP.
>>BECAUSE I BRING THE HEAT. LEGGINGS, BLANKET.
LAPTOP. COUCH PANNINI.
AND I’M TIRED FROM MY NAP.>>I MAKE MY OWN RULES.
THERE ARE NO RULES.>>EXCEPT FOR VANDERPUMP’S
RULES. HELL YES.
>>BECAUSE WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING THEY WANT.
AND I WANT TO DO NOTHING.>>NO FEAR.
>>NO LIMITS.>>NO BRA, EVER.
AW, MY FITBIT SAYS I’M DEAD. THE NEW NIKE PRO CHILLER
LEGGING.>>BECAUSE I CAN BEAT THE ODDS.
BECAUSE I CAN CROSS THE FINISH LINE.
>>BECAUSE I CAN’T JUST PUT MY NAKED BUTT ON THE COUCH.

28 thoughts on “Nike Women’s Ad – SNL

  1. I had a friend who was wearing athletic clothes all the time and when I saw her I would ask coming from the gym? She would say no. Then I would ask oh, are you headed to the gym? She would say no… Then at one point I was like do you ever go to the gym? Next thing I know they’re calling it “leisurewear “LMAO! This is the realist commercial I’ve ever seen!

  2. Going all the way to the door to receive delivery of 1 single bagel. I died right there!☠️☠️☠️👻👻👻

  3. I'm a man and I wear this kind of skin-tight performance spandex all over my body under my clothes 24/7. Why? Because I'm training to be a superhero vigilante and fight crime by night!

    Right now I'm in the carb-loading stage of my regimen and will be for the foreseeable future. Once I get all the carbs I need, then I'll go to the "Watching YouTube fitness videos" stage of my training. That'll probably take a few years and I'll have to maintain my carbs the whole time. I'll be listening to the theme song from the Mortal Kombat movies most of this time to maintain my fighting spirit – that's an important part of training most would-be-superheroes miss.

    Becoming a superhero is hard work! That's why I need the endurance and napkin-like qualities of Nike Pro-Chiller Leggings!

  4. i've seen people take a college course called "womens studies"…..lolol…..hell, we had that in high school in the 80's…it was called "study of reproductive system" and "home ec".

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