Mean Tweets – NFL Edition #4


TWEETS. ♪ >>HI, I’M TOM BRADY, AND I’M A CRYBABY, AND I HAVE A BUTTHOLE IN MY CHIN.>>I IMAGINE PATRICK MAHOMES BARBER IS A SUPER HERO WHO HAS TO RUN OUT AND SAVE THE WORLD EVERY TIME HE GETS HALFWAY THROUGH MAHOMES HAIRCUT.>>>THIS DUDE, TRAVIS KELCE, LOOKS LIKE THE NOTRE DAME LEPRECHAUN.>>CORY, HOLD MY [ BLEEP ], NOW YOU HOLD MINE.>>HIS NOSE IS SO BIG IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S BEEN LYING EVERY DAY FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE. THAT’S A GOOD ONE.>>FRAPRAY FOR DEVON. AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM. HE JUST [ BLEEP ] SUCKS. >>MORE LIKE PANASONIC MICHELLE SO FAR.>>TY GIRLY IS A [ BLEEP ] SNOWFLAKE LOSER BITCH.>>[ BLEEP ]. [ BLEEP ] YOU TOM BRADY, YOU FAT BITCH. I HOPE YOU CRY. I DO CRY, TOO.>>WHY IS HE RUNNING LOOK LIKE FOREST GUMP RUNNING WHEN HE HAD THE BRACES ON HIS LEGS? THAT’S [ BLEEP ]ED UP.>>KLAMATCLAY MATTHEWS IS A GUY FARTS INTO A BOTTLE OF SUNNY D, PUTS IT IN THE FRIDGE AND CONSUMES IT THE NEXT MORNING.>>JOEY GOFF THROWS THE FOOTBALL LIKE HE’S GOT A [ BLEEP ] IN HIS PANTS.>>HE LOOKS LIKE EVERY OLD TIME E Y TABLE CLOTHS IN AMERICA GOT TOGETHER AND HAD AN ORGY AND MADE THAT OUTFIT.>>YOUR BRAIN FELL OUT WITH YOUR HAIR KICKING [ BLEEP ]. WHY DON’T YOU BITE MY ANGRY REBEL [ BLEEP ].>>[ BLEEP ] YOU, TOM BRADY. I HOPE YOUR DOG EATS CHOCOLATE AND GETS REALLY SICK AND THROWS UP ON YOUR SOCK. THAT’S [ BLEEP ]ED UP.>>Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU’RE ATTACKING — [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] — THE PETS YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR.

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